The Meathook Massacre

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Near Mint

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Item Condition

Our grade: Near Mint. Pictured: this printing of the card. Every card ships triple-sleeved — a soft sleeve, a deck sleeve and a rigid top loader.

Item Description

Innistrad: Midnight Hunt had no shortage of horror, and The Meathook Massacre is its grisliest set piece: a legendary enchantment that clears the board on arrival, then keeps score of every death that follows. Cast it for X plus two black mana and each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, so you choose exactly how deep the cut goes, sparing your bigger creatures while wiping out tokens and small threats.

The lingering effect is what keeps it in so many decks. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life, and whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life. The sweep itself starts the counting, and afterward every sacrifice, chump block and trade adds up. Aristocrats decks treat it as a permanent drain engine, and in a big Commander pod each of your creatures that dies drains every opponent at once. Few cards are as flexible: an early cheap cast cleans up tokens, while a late, large X resets the board and turns the aftermath into a slow bleed.

This is the Innistrad: Midnight Hunt extended-art printing, collector number 348, a mythic illustrated by Chris Seaman, in non-foil.

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