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Destroy All Humans
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Complete in box: the disc, the manual and the original case, all original; anything beyond that is included only if you can see it in the photos. For the specifics, look to the photos — they're of this exact item. Discs are professionally resurfaced when they need it and tested before listing. It ships in a collector's bag or a hard plastic case.
Item Description
Cryptosporidium 137 talks like Jack Nicholson, flies a saucer armed with a Death Ray and has nothing but contempt for the primitive monkeys of planet Earth. That attitude is the heart of Destroy All Humans!, Pandemic Studios' 2005 comedy that flips the alien invasion story by casting you as the invader. It is 1959, the Furons' cloning process is failing, and the cure is locked inside human DNA. Crypto's job is to go and get it, by whatever messy means necessary.
The satire is aimed squarely at Eisenhower-era America: suburban conformity, Red Scare paranoia, government cover-ups and B-movie sci-fi. Crypto stalks farms, small towns and military bases armed with the Zap-O-Matic, the Disintegrator Ray and the Ion Detonator, while his psychokinesis lets him fling cows, cars and soldiers around like toys. When subtlety is needed he can cloak himself as a local with a holographic disguise and skim the minds of nearby humans, whose overheard thoughts are some of the funniest writing in the game. Then he climbs back into the saucer and levels the town anyway.
Crypto's handler, Orthopox 13, is voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz, the voice of Invader Zim, and his scheming, put-upon briefings set up each mission with a running stream of jokes about the inferior human species. Escalation is part of the fun: the more chaos Crypto causes, the harder the military and the shadowy Majestic agency push back, and the bigger the destruction you can unleash from above.
This is the game that launched the franchise, which spawned several sequels and a full remake in 2020, and the original still holds a special charm, with its original voice performances and the slightly rough Xbox-era sandbox that made it a cult favorite. It is a gleefully destructive, very funny piece of mid-2000s action and the best way to meet Crypto as he first appeared.
Fast factsgame data via IGDB
- Released
- 2005
- Publisher
- THQ
- Developer
- Pandemic Studios
- Genre
- Adventure
- Players
- Single player
About the game
Destroy All Humans! is an action-adventure video game that stands as the inaugural entry in the Destroy All Humans! franchise. It unfolds in 1959 in the United States. The game satirises the lifestyles, pop culture, and political attitudes of that era. Players take on the role of Cryptosporidium 137, a member of the fictional alien race known as "Furons." Functioning as a Furon spy hitman, Cryptosporidium 137 invades Earth with the mission of harvesting human DNA to sustain the cloning process for his species.
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Original Xbox
Destroy All Humans
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